"It's Fake!"

I accidently bumped the back of Ashton Kutcher's car, and the trunk flew open, revealing a dead body. He rushed out of the car and shut the trunk and said...

"Oh... that... it's umm... it's not real body. It's fake! Yeah, it's fake. I'm planning to punk Dane Cook, and I needed something that would get him good. So I'm gonna put a the fake dead body on his porch, and scare him. Haha, funny, right? Ha... umm... here take this (he hands me $10,000 from his pocket) I'm not going to file the report, I'm in a hurry. Just get you're car fixed. I was going take this car to the dump soon anyway. No biggie. Uhh.. I have to go! Bye!"